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Mafia Flower Business
ok heres the joke (read it aloud or you may not get it)
a while back in a northern city, the italian mafia had a monopoly on the flower business. they overcharged for everything, and many people couldent afford flowers for the loved ones after they had passed away and as they were getting married. determined to set this wrong right, two catholic priests started their own flower business with prices set low enough so that there was no profit from the store, and people began to shop there rather than buy overpriced flowers from the mafia. this caused the mafia dons to get worried, because the flowers were their only legitimate income and their cover. so they all got together, and thought about what to do to correct the situation. finally they decided to send their biggest and meanest henchman after the priests, whose name was Hue. he went to the priests, and through a show of force, shut their business down, and the monopoly was saved. the moral of the story? Hue, and only Hue, can stop Florist Friars!
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