enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with
an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks
him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back
to her place.
pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat they dive onto
the bed and spend the night hard at it.
the spent young bloke rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans and searches
for his lighter.
to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies.
the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on
top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the bloke begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
who is he then?" demands the bewildered bloke.
the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies,
"That's me before the operation."