one day at work, I had taken this new secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, my wife waiting in the office for my return. The secretary, who was truly a ravishing beauty said, "Oh, Mrs. Moore, I'm so happy to meet you. I'm your husband's new secretary."
Within a single heart beat my wife quietly intoned,
"OH ? Really ? Were you ???"