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No Boat For You
| 3 women are on a cruise but the boat sinks and they are stranded on a remote island. 1 is blonde, one is a brunette, and one is a red head. Soon they are captured by the local cannibals and held before their leader. He said,"We will eat your insides and turn your skin into boats, but first it is customary of our village to grant the victims one wish." So the red head looks up and says,"I wish i was back home with my family" and POOF she vanishes. Now the Brunette looked up and said,"I also wish that i was safe at home with my family" and POOF she also vanishes. Finally the Blonde looks to the Chief and says,"I wish for a fork" and a fork materializes in her hands. All of a sudden she starts stabbing herself all over the place. Then she exclaimed "Ha! Now your boat will sink!" |
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