A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really
rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is
amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around
in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You
will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays.
The salary package is $200,000 a year.". The young man said, "You're
bullshitting me, man!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you