A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she
sufferred from excessive flatulence, but there was never any sound or smell
The Dr. ask her a few questions about her medical history, at the end, the woman says, "You see, Dr Smyth while I've been sitting here talking to you
I've broken wind five times, but there's no sound and no smell." At this point, the Dr. scribbled something on a pad, ripped it off and handed it to her. "What's this?" she asked, "some pills?" "No", replied the Dr. "that is a prescription for a
hearing aid: and your nose."