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Ping Pong Balls
| Three men wanted to marry the
same woman. She couldn't decide. So She decided to come up with a fun
way. "Whoever brings me the most ping-pong balls, that's who I'll marry."
One week goes by, and the first man comes up with a dump-truck full of
ping-pong balls. She's impressed.
Another week goes by, and another man comes back with a freight train full of ping-pong balls. She's very impressed.
She waits for the 3rd man. Finally, he comes back after six months. He's beat up. He's got a black eye, and he's covered with bruises and splattered with blood. He's carrying a trash-bag.
The lady says, "Sorry man, it doesn't look like you have enough ping-pong balls in that bag."
He exclaims, "Ping-pong balls? I thought you said King Kong's balls!"
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