Pirate
A pirate steps into a pub for a drink... Bartender: "Where did ya get that peg leg from?" Pirate: "We were sailing the seas when a big old shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and he bit off me leg." Bartender: "Where did you get that hook then?" Pirate: "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone." Bartender: "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?" Pirate: "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye." Bartender: "How would that make you get an eye patch?" Pirate: "First day with the hook..." |
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