A
pirate steps into a pub for a drink...
Bartender:
"Where did ya get that peg leg from?"
Pirate:
"We were sailing the seas when a big old shark came up to me while
I was swimmin' and he bit off me leg."
Bartender:
"Where did you get that hook then?"
Pirate:
"Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the
bone."
Bartender:
"Then where did ya get the eye patch from?"
Pirate:
"In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a
dump right in me eye."
Bartender:
"How would that make you get an eye patch?"
Pirate:
"First day with the hook..."
