guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man
standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps
on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out
a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and
asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000
Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
why?" asks the man.
a divorce lawyer," the man replies.