works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball
at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday
she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, how ya doing?"
wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no,"
says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His
wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot for
that woman to know you drink Budweiser".
honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them."
stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. "Hi
Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"
wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows
and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
beside her and she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head and says,
"Looks like you picked up a real chick tonight, Dave."