once was a man who was very rich who had lots of money, a big house and
lots of women.
when a man has everything he gets bored. To reduce the boredom, our man
had an annual party that was just amazing. Every year he would outdo the
previous year. He was still bored.
year he had an idea. He filled the pool with crocodiles. Halfway through
the annual party, he announced: "Anyone who can swim through my pool
and get out the other side still alive can have my house."
he added, "Anyone that can swim through my pool and get out the other
side still alive can have my house and all my investments and stocks."
the offer he added, "Anyone who can swim through my pool and get
out the other side still alive, can have my house, my stocks, my investments
and all my money."
there's a loud splash. There's a man in the pool fighting for his life
with the crocodiles. It's a struggle, but he manages to swim across the
pool. He just makes it to the other end and climbs out, half dead with
one arm and one leg.
my god" Said the rich man that was incredible. "When do you
want the house?"
don't want the house" said the poor guy.
do you want the money?"
don't want the money."
do you want all my stocks and investments?"
don't want your stocks and investments."
the rich guy says "Well what do you want then?"
want the jerk that pushed me in."