President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.
people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power
to help you," replied the President.
do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000
condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?"
certainly! I'll get right on it,"said Bush.
and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?"
the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?"
problem," replied the President.
Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans
will fall for anything.
hung up and called the President of a condom company. "I need a favor,
you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."
it done," said the president of the condom company.
Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."
done. Anything else?"
said the President, "print 'Made in America, size small' on each one!"