guide for idiots...
Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.
There is no need for dice in role playing.
Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway.
If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start.
If she says she's into "bondage", don't show her your financial portfolio.
You can lie down during a one-night stand.
Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.
Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.
Sex is like "The Club" - accept no substitutes.