poor farmer has three sheep and one old ram. As the three sheep are not conceiving
the farmer calls in the vet. Well, you have three options says the vet, a new
ram or artificial insemination. "Sounds too costly," said the farmer,
"but you said three options!"
said the vet, "do it yourself."
farmer was aghast. "How will I know if it works?"
said the vet, "if they roll around in the mud the morning after you have
made love to them then they are not pregnant, however if they roll around in
the hay, they are pregnant."
the next day the farmer takes the three sheep in his land rover and does the
business. Next morning he calls to his wife, "What are the sheep doing
are rolling in the mud, Jack."
with a heavy heart he takes the three sheep in his land rover and once again
does the business. Next morning, "What are the sheep doing love?"
she says, "They are rolling in the mud jack."
now he's exhausted and puts the sheep in to the land rover and does the business.
Next morning, "What are the sheep doing love?"
this is very strange," she answers. "Two of them are in the back of
the land rover and the other one is pipping the horn!"