very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman
sitting alone at the bar.
an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively,
"Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?"
responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you
in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely
embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him
and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm
a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing
man responds, at the top of his lungs, "No I will not pay !"