mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink.
bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it."
guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you
something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?"
bartender says, "Only if what you show me ain't risque."
says the guy and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He
puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down the
bar, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the key board and starts playing
Gershwin songs. And the hamster is really good.
bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before.
That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy downs the drink and
asks the bartender for another.
or another miracle else no drink", says the bartender. The guy reaches
into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the bar, and
the frog starts to sing. He has a marvelous voice and great pitch. A fine
singer. A stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to the guy and
offers him for the frog.
guy says "It's a deal." He takes the three hundred and gives the
stranger the frog. The stranger runs out of the bar. The bartender says
to the guy "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a singing frog for ?
It must have been worth millions. You must be crazy."
so", says the guy. "The hamster is also a ventriloquist."