man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor
for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped
out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulled the ripcord.
Nothing happened. He tried again. Still nothing.
started to panic, but remembered his back-up chute. He pulled that
cord. Nothing happened. He frantically began yanking both cords to
he looked down, and he couldn't believe his eyes. Another man was
in the air with him, but this guy was going up! Just as the other
guy passed by, the skydiver yelled, "Hey, do you know anything
other guy yelled back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"