couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes
to the vet to see if she can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around
the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right," she says.
few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses
and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and
grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure
enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!
that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks
maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a
piece of ribbon, and carefully ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly,
it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles into the bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into
the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes
his head and looks at the dog and says,"Boy, I don't remember where we
were or what we did, but, it look like we got first and second place."