A penguin walks into the shop and says have you got any apples and the shop keeper says no.
The next day he goes in again and asks for some apples, the shop keeper says no.
The next day he
goes in again and asks the same thing and the shop keeper says no, if
you come in one more time and ask me for sum bloody apples, i will nail your feet to the floor !!
The next day the
penguin goes back in the shop and says " have you got any nails" the
shop keeper says no so the penguin says " well can I have some grapes
then" !!
