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The Pig and The Truck
A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the
fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've
got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars
of my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the
pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and
throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10
minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the
pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.
"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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