old guy approaches the window of the movie theatre with a chicken on his shoulder,
and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in
replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!"
sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the theater."
guy goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his pants. He returns
to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken
starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his pants so the chicken
can stick it's head out and watch the movie.
next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows
her friend Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped
whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen
says, "I know...but this one's eating my popcorn!"