Three
old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
One
seventy-five year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up
every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An
eighty year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight
and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally
have a bowel movement."
The
ninety year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight
I crap like a cow."
"So
what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I
don't wake up until nine."
