A
blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut
off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out
of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on
the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.
He
then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When
he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you
think that's funny? Watch this." He gets a baseball bat out of his truck
and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a
smile on her face. He is getting really mad.
He
gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck
driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can
of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is
laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's
so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.
She
replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle 4 times."
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