Two Indians and a Cajun were walking in the desert, when, all of a
sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a
small cave. He hollered into the cave, "Wooooo! Wooooo!Woooooo!" and
then listened until he heard the answer......."Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
He then proceeded to tear his clothes off and run into the cave.
The Cajun was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about, was the Indian crazy or something?
"No," said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when
you see a cave and holler "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!", and get an answer
back it means that she is in there waiting to mate with you."
Just about then, this Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up
to the cave and hollered, "Woooo! Woooo! Wooooo!" When he heard the
return "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!", off came his clothes and into the cave
Well, the Cajun started thinking about all of this and decided to find a
cave for himself so off he went running around the desert searching.
All of a sudden, he looked up and saw a great big cave. As he looked in
amazement, he was thinking, "Mon Amie! Look at zee size of dat cave.
Maybe, it's beegerr den de ones dat dose Indi-ons found. Der mus be
sometin' really great in dis here cave hole!"
Well, he took off up the hill at a super fast speed with his hopes of
ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" as loud as he could. He was just tickled all over when
he heard the answering call of "WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO!"
Off came his clothes and, with a huge smile on his face, he raced into
The next day in the newspaper, the headline read.......
"NAKED COONASS RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!"