Two Irishmen Micky and Patrick were sitting and talking. Micky was sad
and Patrick asks him what the matter. Mick says, "well, I knew that
my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he
actually died in the Auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick replies,
"that's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "no,
he fell out of the machine gun tower."