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A
woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her,
"How many children do you have?"
"Ten,"
she replied.
"What
are their names?" he asked.
"David,
David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she
answered.
"They're
all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from
playing outside?"
"Oh,
that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running
in."
"And,
if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
"I
just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.
"But
what if you just want one of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh,
that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
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