One
day there was this preacher and he was having his usual sermon when all of a
sudden it started raining, really, really, hard! After about one full hour of
complete non-stop rain, they started making evacuations because the whole church
was flooding, but the preacher just stood there in the ankle-deep water.
A
guy in a car came up to him and said. "Preacher, Preacher you better get
in here before you drown!" But the preacher just replied "Don't worry
God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!" and drove away.
The
water was now knee-deep and a guy in a raft came over to the Preacher and said
"Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!" Despite
the second warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't worry
God will save me." The man then said "Whatever!" and rowed away
in the orange raft.
The
water was now waist-deep and a guy in a power boat came to the Preacher and
said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in here before you drown!"
Despite the third warning the Preacher just stood there and replied "Don't
worry God will save me." With that the man said "Whatever!" and
jetted away in the power boat.
The
water was now neck-deep and a guy in a helicopter came and said "Preacher,
Preacher you better get your butt in here before you drown!" The man still
just stood there and replied "Don't worry God will save me." And with
that the man said "Whatever" and flew away.
The
water then got so deep that the Preacher was sucked under and died. When he
opened his eyes he noticed that he was in heaven. He then saw God and asked
"God! Why didn't you save me from that horrible flood?" God then replied,
" I sent you a car, a raft, a power boat, and a helicopter! What else do
you want from me?"
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