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50-50 Partner
A rich businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.
"Welcome to the family," said the man. "I'm so happy, I'm making you a
50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory
every day and learn the operations."
The son-in-law interrupted. "Oh, um, I actually hate factories. Can't stand the noise."
The father-in-law said, "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"I hate office work, too" said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you
half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories
and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."
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