little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Everyday
they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought
chicken sandwiches everyday! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades
until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said,
"Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
said "I love it but I have to stop eating it"
pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers
me see" he said.
and she pulled up her skirt, he looked and said,
right you are, better not eat any more chicken."
kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm
starting to get feathers down there too"
asked if she could look so he pulled down his pants for her.
said "Oh, my God... It's too late for you... You've already got the neck