couple was sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting.
The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"
woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "God!"
Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who
is God's son?"
more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus
the priest said, "Correct."
the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam, when she didn't want any more
knitter poked her husband again, but this time he got up and screamed: "Poke
me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"