pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are
fine. Your brother came in and named them."
woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot!" Expecting
the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
the doctor says.
new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about
my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the
doctor replies, "Denephew."