man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by
the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them
to have safe sex."
I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school."
looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are
there three in this package."
dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday,
and one for Sunday."
says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"
are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday,
and two for Sunday."
exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one
for February, one for March."