lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable
damage to the bonnet. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved
to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding
and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other
particulars. But I'm not. Cya!"