woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their
cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they
crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting.
I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately
we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends
and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this,
here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine
didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it
and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back
to the man.
man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."