An
elderly couple, she was 85, he was 90, decided that they would take
advantage of modern science to conceive another child. They discussed
it with a fertility expert who said it was indeed possible.
The
doctor gave the couple a jar and asked them to return a semen sample
the next day.
The
next day, the couple presented the doctor with an empty jar.
The
husband apologized, "I tried my right hand...I tried my left hand...
My wife tried her right hand...My wife tried her left hand. She took
her teeth out and used her mouth. We still couldn't get the lid off
the jar."
