Harry
answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The
doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have
bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms
and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for
the rest of her life."
Harry
says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The
doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead!"
