married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation
Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house
Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a
new deck for the pool."
Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her."
continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I
shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke. 'Golf Course or Intercourse?', I ask.
She says, 'Wear your sweater.'"