guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend. "I know this
midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse. I'm sending him over."
midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A
female horth," the midget replies.
the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouth?"
the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth.
Can I thee her eyesth?"
the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.
what about her earth?"
the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows
the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to thee her twat."
that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's canal
then pulls him out.
his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to thee