poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in
poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper.
poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped,
so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so
you won't ruin them with stains.
wave poopie: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants
up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
a vein in your forehead poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it
out, you practically have a stroke.
log poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without
first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking.
It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
poopie: Self explanatory.
I wish I could poopie poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you
do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
tap poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving
cheeks poopie also known as the power dump: The kind that comes out so fast,
your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
dangling poopie: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are
done pooping it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
surprise poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are
about to fart, but oops, a poopie!