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Precise Measurement
A man is giving evidence in court and the defendant's barrister asks him
"How far from the accident were you when it happened?"
He replied "36 feet, 2 and a quarter inches"
"Nonsense how can you be so precise"
"Well I knew some bloody fool would ask me so I measured it." |
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