man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to
go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.
response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting
ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.
All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home,
he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they
found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the
sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.
next day, the man went back to the doctor.
doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well.
When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit me really hard where
it counts most and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the