good pun is its own reword.
Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
a pessimist's blood type always b-negative?
friend really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
vu - the same mustard as before.
safe eating - always use condiments.
fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
wedding: A case of wife or death.
used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from
is the mourning after the knot before.
hangover is the wrath of grapes.
pillows are making headlines.
a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
the bra was a big flop.
captains don't like crew cuts.
the name Pavlov ring a bell?
successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
geometry, life is pointless.
you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you.
seek problems because you need their gifts.