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Red Shirt
There was a pirate captain called Jack
Arrow. One day he hears a sailor say, captain enemy ship on the horizon.
the captain says to the sailor bring me my red shirt. The enemy ship arrives and they fight. No one dies
from captain Jacks boat. The sailor curious asked the
captain why he wanted a red shirt. The captain
said , because if I'm wounded no one will know and you will all keep
fighting. The next day the sailor
says, captain twenty enemy ships on the horizon. The captain with a pale
face says sailor "BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS"
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