man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each
time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament,
suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press
any of the buttons.
next to the paper roll were four buttons marked WW, WA, PP and ATR.
the mistake so many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what
she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water
sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have
a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air
blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these
kinds of services!"
he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff
swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed
the nurse to find out what happened.
explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on
nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you
pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."