high school sweethearts who went together for four years in high school
were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other
in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same
college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and
the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other
and spend anytime they could together.
time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home,
and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when
he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.
she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very
well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her
love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted
to get him off her back.
what she did is this: she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new
boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note
reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed.
So, what he did next was awesome.
wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad,
having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed
the picture to her parents.