race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track
record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!"
that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking
this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.
"I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last
90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence.
"A talking dog."