10. Mr. Sweaty's Pre-Owned Socks
9. World of Non-Functional TVs
8. Bed, Bath and Bea Arthur
7. All-Wood Amish Cell Phones
6. The Sharpton Image
5. Ed Begley Jr.'s Electric Car Emporium
4. The Pampered Roach -- Cockroach Food and Accessories
3. Uncle Saddam's Smallpox Hut
2. Abra-Cadaver: Your One-Stop Magic Shop and Mortuary
1. Everything Itchy
