A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the 
beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging 
the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on
the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on 
fire!"

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