lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding
night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?"
Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going
#2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to
function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
#3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but
he just couldn't get the system up.
#4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know
when he would be able to deliver.
#5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to
research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
#6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not.
#7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to
#8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
#9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
#10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that
I've married you, I'm really excited!"
said the new husband, "but, why?"
a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"