enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his
luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his
surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him
if he would like to come back to her place.
pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat they dive
onto the bed and spend the night hard at it.
the spent young bloke rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his jeans
and searches for his lighter.
to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
might be some matches in the top drawer," she replies.
the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly
on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the bloke begins
to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.
silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
don't be daft," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
who is he then?" demands the bewildered bloke.
the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies,
"That would be me before the operation.